Fishy Business?

There is a reason I don't like Mondays

7.00am, via text

HI BOSS
SORRY I AM NOT ABLE TO COME TODAY, AS I AM GETTING LOOSE-MOTION BECAUSE OF SOME FOOD POISSAN THIS IS (insert name here)

It is my own fault of course, me being the one who told my team of Generation WhyamIhere technophiles that I could no longer accept "I don't feel very well" as an illness. "Please be less vague", I said, "try to narrow it down a bit".

So that worked then.
Next week I'll sort out global warming